Coogin’: Revisited

Melanie:omg little neil patrick harris is adoraballs Meredith: awww doogie howser — baby NPH

7:21 PM Melanie: totes cute

want to smoosh his little face

and squish his hair

Meredith: hahahaha

maybe we SHOULD get into coogin

Melanie: dude we should

there is no downside

7:22 PM i mean, women outlive men anyway

Meredith: ew, baby penises

Melanie: why not get the leg up

Meredith: that’s what i think of

Melanie: ohhhh good call

Meredith: and, like, baby bare torsos because they can’t grow hair yet

that’s what i think of

but, i mean, the only way to get over it, is to do it

7:23 PM Melanie: i can’t wait to get older so i can find someone my age now?

or what?

no?

Meredith: hahahahaha

Melanie: ugh, nevermind

Melanie: i no know whaz happenin

Meredith: hahahahahadrink less, ma

Melanie: yeah

i’m pretty sober now

i mean, i did bike home

7:24 PM

Meredith: hahahaha i mean, you learned the hard way what happens when you become a hipster/hippy and ride your bike out…i don’t think i like 23/24 year oldsi think they’re stupid

Meredith: i think i will only date  26 and up

maaaaaybe 25 orrr 18-20 year olds Melanie: sounds good

7:25 PM

Melanie: oooo i’m watching an ep where a girl is toooootally coogin on doogie

Meredith: hahahaha

Melanie: she’s like 35 and just kissed a 16 year old doogie

Meredith: ew omg what?

how was that okay?

the 80s, man

7:26 PM rules were different

Melanie: i guess so

OMG SHE WANTS HIS SPERM

THIS IS AMAZING

Meredith: ew. no.

no she does not

Melanie: she sure does

Meredith: ew

hahahahaha

Melanie: season 1 episode 2

wow

the 80s

Meredith: how does this episode exist?

shii-iiit doogie howser, ahead of its time

Melanie: apparently

dayum

7:29 PM Meredith: that’s kind of disturbing

Melanie: i can’t believe this is happening

7:30 PM Meredith: me neither. jeeeeeez

okay, i do not like the urban dictionary definiton of a puma

Melanie: hahah i want to hear it

Meredith: which is a woman in her 20s or 30s who likes younger guys?

that makes no sense:

7:32 PM “A young woman typically in the age range of 20 to 32. They lurk in the shadows of bars and clubs wearing the newest fashions and listening to the trendiest music. They mostly hunt in packs for a man typically younger than them that they can string around for the night and make there boy toy. They sometimes travel with a Cougar or two, these are there mothers. Be warned being mauled by a Puma is better than a Cougar or Sabretooth”

so, a 20 year old can be a baby cougar! that’s ridiculous. babies can’t be cougars.

i hate soceity

i’m gonna drop out

become a hippy

7:34 PM and make free love to 19 year old boys without judgment

7:35 PM slash, i don’t know why i keep lying like this, i can really only date older guys

7:36 PM can’t help it. born this way.

Melanie: HAHAHA

7:37 PM i wish i could date younger

Melanie: slash i’ve never tried

so

7:38 PM Meredith: speaking of dating younger

Meredith: i’d totally coog these kids:

http://sfist.com/2009/08/01/nsfw_critical_mass_photos.php

siiiiigh i live in this city…naked bike riding? typical

Melanie: hahahaha

7:39 PM gross

Meredith: i’d coog the boy in the windbreaker in the first picture

oh what? he’s 14? so

Melanie: HAHAHA

7:40 PM gurl i dig your standards

Meredith: hahahah

i’ll steal that as my pick up line

7:41 PM boy, i like your big wheel

i think it’s time i showed you how to ride without training wheels

Melanie: oooo i like

work it

NSFW Critical Mass Photos, 7/31 [SFist]