You Know What’s Totally Inappropriate?

That's me on the right: Owen Wilson's character in "Me, You, and Dupree"

To get off work at 11pm (box of pizza in your bag…) go crash your friend’s date (okay, she asked me to, but still…), make fun of the boy your friend is on a date with, sit there sulkily checking your phone, refusing to leave, and then talking about threesomes.  Even just one of these things is entirely inappropriate, so what made me think I should do all at once?