The Truth About Cats and Dogs


Meredith: lately, i’m feeling almost megan foxish

in that i don’t appreciate how the first inclination of a guy when he meets you is “how can i fuck her”

Melanie: it’s true though
in fairness, girls’ first inclination of a guy is “how can we date”
usually
Meredith: hahahahaha
ew
but isn’t “how can we date” better than “how can i fuck her”?
because one is all like, “oh i want to like you” and the other is “i want you as a conquest”
Melanie: in our eyes, yes

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