The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Meredith: lately, i’m feeling almost megan foxish

in that i don’t appreciate how the first inclination of a guy when he meets you is “how can i fuck her”

Melanie: it’s true though

in fairness, girls’ first inclination of a guy is “how can we date”

usually

Meredith: hahahahaha

ew

but isn’t “how can we date” better than “how can i fuck her”?

because one is all like, “oh i want to like you” and the other is “i want you as a conquest”

Melanie: in our eyes, yes