Letters to 6pm

Caroline: Dear 6:00pm, your mother is a whore. kindly, Caroline

me: dear 6pm, i’m putting a curse on all your children, especially 6:02pm. you heartless wench. all the best, mel

Caroline: dear 6:00pm, if you ever want to see your family again you will hurry up. Meet me at 68th and Park and no one gets hurt. – anonymous