I Think I’m Gonna Like it Here

I have fiiiiiiinally moved into my new pussy pad, and let me say, I was so happy to settle into my bed with the realization that I’d never have to turn the key in the lock, terriffied that Roomie Madoff might be home; that I’d never spend an extra 10 minutes in the shower because I couldn’t bear the thought of having to face the swindler in the next room; the relief that washed over me as I remembered I’d never have to rush to my room, pretending I went to sleep at 10pm to avoid having a boring conversation with my shitbag roomate.  I was am so happy.

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