Boys Shouldn’t Use Smiley Faces


 

Lindsay Lohan receiving yet another smiley face text message from Wilmer Valderama

Lindsay Lohan receiving yet another smiley face text message from Wilmer Valderama

Boys shouldn’t use emoticons ever.  That means, never ever.  A smiley face :) or any variation thereof is not whimsical or cute.  A sad face :( makes me think you’re retarded. And don’t send me a winky face ;) if you expect to talk to me ever again.  Sorry to be so blunt about it, guys, but it needed to be said.  Boys Using Emoticons(or BUE, pronounced “boo” — as in the noise you make when jeering something) has become rampant, and it needs to be put to an end.  Just type haha like a normal person, okay? Or better, if you’re gonna say something ambiguous, leave it up to me to determine whether or not you’re joking.  If you’re not? Great! I love jerks.  If you are, but I think you’re not? Great! I love jerks.  If you use an emoticon? Joke’s on you: I don’t like boys who use emoticons.

 

Next time: we’ll discuss why boys should never use “hehe” (hint: it’s creepy).

3 Responses to “Boys Shouldn’t Use Smiley Faces”

  1. melsanie Says:

    and don’t even get us started on the overuse of ‘lol’…

  2. This blog’s really quite intersting.. Thankyou :)

  3. This is completely wrong. We use smiley faces so we can express feelings without actually having to express them.

    Girl: blah blah blah [joke punchline]!
    Guy: :D ROFL

    Guy in reality: zzzzzzz

    It’s two little buttons that ensure that you will continue to be in good graces while you are snoring a couple feet away.

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