I Hope There is a Vaccine for This

That horn isn't magical. It's filled with disease and death.
Meredith: i think i’m coming down with cenataur flu
me: unicorn flu is next
should we alert the media?
Meredith: i dunno, i heard there’s a conspiracy to keep unicorn flu secret
it’s an issue of national mythical creatures security or something
i dunno, a lepprechaun was telling me all this, but you know how they are…(eye roll)
April 29, 2009 at 7:28 pm
you’ve heard of unicorn flu too? we must be friends! although, the government will probably take us both out for security purposes…le sigh.