I Hope There is a Vaccine for This

That horn isn't magical. It's filled with disease and death.


Meredith: i think i’m coming down with cenataur flu

me: unicorn flu is next
should we alert the media?
Meredith: i dunno, i heard there’s a conspiracy to keep unicorn flu secret
it’s an issue of national mythical creatures security or something
i dunno, a lepprechaun was telling me all this, but you know how they are…(eye roll)

One Response to “I Hope There is a Vaccine for This”

  1. lacienciacohete Says:

    you’ve heard of unicorn flu too? we must be friends! although, the government will probably take us both out for security purposes…le sigh.

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