Born in the U.S.A.

You know what I like the most about globalization? If you said  “eating at McDonald’s in Paris” you’d be right. You know what I like second best about globalization? The fact that anyone could literally be from anywhere.  Increasingly, you can’t make assumptions about someone’s native country based on their physical appearance alone.  Like, did you know: sometime singer, full-time Heidi Klum husband, Seal is from England?

 

Hedi Klum and Seal, bask in the glow of their own fabulousness

You probably knew that Charlize Theron is from South Africa.

So, that makes her African-American, right?

Look at the flakes on her shoulder. That's gotta be the worst case of dandruff I've ever seen...

But, would you have guessed that the model below is from Brazil? No? Globalization, suckas!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This weekend alone, I was presumed to be from like, 4 different countries…

Puerto Rico

 

 

Ethiopia

 

 

Morocco

 

 

Brazil

 

 

 

 And then, I had to break it to them, no, I’m just

American