Hope you enjoyed the holidays/time off from work/excuse to stuff your face with cookies and pie. This holiday season I decided to treat myself to actually utilizing that tumblr account I created a year ago. Annnnnd so I did. At like 2am I created Found Objects, a blog of everyday life, told through pictures. Don’t worry, I’m not cheating on this blog with another blog, it’s really just a photo-blog side project. You know how Jack White has both The White Stripes and The Raconteurs? It’s like that.
Public Service Announcement
Posted in found objects, music, servicey with tags jack white has like a gazillion bands -- i don't get it, rod stewart, side projects, this is a horrible cover, tracks of my tears on December 26, 2009 by thedithSorry For Actin’ So Messed Up Towards You
Posted in Happy Holidays!, sorry for acting so messed up towards you with tags horatio sanz, i wish it were christmas today, jimmy fallon, remember when snl was consistently funny?, tis the season, tracy morgan on December 24, 2009 by thedithand not writing a post for like a month. Among my goals for twenty-ten (finally learn how to skateboard, find a job for realzies, and get knocked up by Tiger Woods — yeah, low blow, I know, but I only have like a week to make a stale Tiger Woods joke before the new decade makes ‘em obsolete) is to start writing more frequently on this blog. As a Christmas present, and an act of contrition for being a deadbeat blogger, I offer to you, this SNL video:
Daily Crush
Posted in daily crush, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it with tags A hotter version of Channing Tatum, accents, Australians, Fuck Ya Avatar, people with accents are good looking, Sam Worthington on December 19, 2009 by melsanie
New Unexpected Job Perk
Posted in New York City, i like this with tags art, blogs, extremely high expectations, look what i found, talent, this new job might cause me to develop a drug problem on December 11, 2009 by melsanieThe Task: find a new blog that covers the New York DJ and Party Scene
The Find: http://amiunderground.blogspot.com/
Quite A Hat (10-27-09)
3 Train, Monday
A guy who posts his drawings of people in the subway. I want one of me! Ha. Yeah, I definitely took a good 5 minute detour to look around and post this, which, at 12:27am is generous. Love this stuff, it’s so New York. Maybe I’ll buy some…maybe.
Ami Underground [Blog]
I Hope I Get E-Mails Like This At My New Job
Posted in email, work adventures with tags e-mail, huh?, music, post-it notes, wait i'm sorry what? on December 1, 2009 by melsanie
It’s Thanksgiving Weekend, What Am I Doing?
Posted in Movies, or something, what the eff? with tags 80s childhood, crappy movies, i'm incapable of writing this turnover report, man sluts, steve guttenberg, Tom Selleck was a hottie in his day, what am i doing with my life? on November 28, 2009 by melsanie
Watching Three Men and a Baby of course. True or False: I totally loved this movie when I was 5. Of course I did. As I’m watching it now, I clearly had no idea that it was about three guys who were total man sluts. One of them being Steve Guttenberg. I was such a weird girl.
3:30am Review of “New Moon”
Posted in Movies, adventures in life, crappy reviews with tags anna kendrick, i have no idea what i'm talking about, i like kristen stewart - she seems alright, i'm tired, kristen stewart, new moon, robert pattinson, taylor lautner, the girls who are obsessed with twilight frighten me, this review sucks, twilight, why on earth am i still awake? on November 20, 2009 by melsanie
I just saw a midnight screening of New Moon. Yeah. I was one of those girls. One of the many. Over 2500 screens were sold out tonight. So there. Anyway. Here’s a quick and honest opinion of what I thought of the movie and experience. Read more »
What If, Instead of Writing Blind Items, Gossip Columnists Wrote Like This:
Posted in advice, boys with tags blind items, good advice, gossip, things that are true, you wish you knew on November 18, 2009 by thedith
Unknown: he’s [REDACTED] FUCKING [REDACTED]
Anonymous: that was his reasoning too “i’m[REDACTED] fucking [REDACTED]!”
Unknown: whatever. standards. if he’s in town next time you better fucking fuck him.
Feeling Judgement From Over 300 Miles Away
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags being a tween, i hate that i think nick jonas is kind of cute. maybe it's the guitar., jonas brothers, regular flu, working from home has its perks on November 17, 2009 by melsanie
melanie: i may or may not be watching Jonas right now
andrea: i am judging you
andrea: judging you so hard i hope you can feel it
A Useful iPhone Application
Posted in i like this with tags art, i need to collect art, i really like the new yorker, new york, new york at night is pretty on November 11, 2009 by melsanie
This is actually artist Jorge Columbo’s second cover for the New Yorker but as someone who has a weak spot for skylines and the Chrysler building, this one is my favorite. I still can’t believe this was created on an iphone. Below is a link to the New Yorker website that has videos of him completing the works on his phone. It’s pretty neat.
Finger Painting [The New Yorker]
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